Steele F**kin' Up...

After spending two (three?) years in Japan, Steele finally returned to the States where he plans to stay, at least until the next opportunity to move to Japan surfaces. For better or worse, Steele ain't changed a bit except that he brought his girlfriend back with him from Japan for a visit. I've known Steele for almost my entire life and I love him like a brother, but I must say that the dude is crazy. The title of this post says it all. Despite spending three years in Japan, he's still f**kin' up. In fact, this post will highlight all of Andy's (Steele's) antics that evening. Let's start with the one captured in the picture above. He's grabbing his girlfriend's breast. Who poses like this?!?



Anyway, Steele had just returned from Japan and we all got together at around 1:00 in the morning for some drinks at El Carmen (Ingrid was working super late and couldn't make it). Steele's a fan of Mexican wrestlers, and in general, men in wrestling masks.



It being several hours after his last feeding, Frosty was of course hungry when we got there and immediately found a menu at the bar.



No one really knew what Frosty ordered because as quickly as the food arrived, it vanished. All we really know for sure is that his meal was garnished with a radish.



Well, back to Andy's antics. Frosty, Darren and I are all convinced that Andy has two personalities, and I recently dubbed his alter-ego, "Pandy." To be clear, Andy is the normal one who says things like, "Hey guys! It's great to see you all again!" while Pandy is the guy who says stuff like, "My name is Hiroshi and this is my sister (pointing to his girlfriend)," and "You need a microscope for your throat, b**ch!" If this seems strange and doesn't quite make sense to you, join the club and read on.

Despite holding the title for "Worst Wingman on Earth," Pandy decided that he would try to hook Frosty and Darren up with some girls. The poor Japanese girl on the right above bore the brunt of Pandy's efforts and he forced her to communicate with everyone in Japanese shortly after told her, "You need a microscope for your throat, b**ch!" Don't ask... long story. And later in the night, thinking he was still in Japan, Pandy muttered, "Hurry up, b**ch!" as we exited the bar. You're not in Japan anymore, Pandy (and even if you spoke in Japanese, the girl could understand you anyway)!



In the end, everyone huddled together for this pic. Darren regrets posing with his arm around the 40-year-old man/woman on the right there, but there's no escaping the blog! Muuaahhhahah!

Welcome back Pandy or Andy (whichever personality happens to be reading this post)!!